Super Silliest Halloween Riddles

Super Silliest Halloween Riddles

Happy Halloween. Enjoy the silliest riddles we shared with our friends and family on Halloween night.  Trick or treat!  Have fun and be safe!

  1. Why do ghost go to the opera?
    To boo the singers
     
  2. Why are ghosts so popular in class?
    They have such good school spirit.
     
  3. How do ghosts learn to fight?
    By shadow boxing
     
  4. What do waiters say when they see a ghost?
    “Good evening, sir, how do you boo?”
     
  5. What do you call a shy vampire?
    Bats-full
     
  6. What do they call the weird sisters at the beach?
    Sand-witches
     
  7. How did the weird sisters get home after their brooms broke down?
    They witchhiked!
     
  8. What does witches’ cat like for breakfast?
    Sorcerers of milk!
     
  9. What do witches like in their coffee?
    Scream and sugar
     
  10. How did the broom meet his wife?
    He swept her off her feet!
     
  11. What do you call a phony wizard?
    Hocus Bogus!
     
  12. What is the vampires’ least favorite food?
    Garlic Stake!
     
  13. What do you say to a self-centered giant?
    “Oh, get ogre yourself!”
     
  14. What did the leprechaun find after searching for the end of the rainbow at the North Pole?
    A luck pot of cold!
     
  15. What kind of vegetable does Big Foot put in his garden?
    Sas-squash!
     
  16. What do trolls call their after-school assignments?
    Gnome works!
     
  17. What did the sign say above the hobbit’s hole?
    Gnome sweet Gnome!
     
  18. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? 
    He was gutless!
     
  19. Why did the mummy go on a cruise?
    It needed a place to unwind.

Reference: Super Silliest Riddles by Tait, Horsfall, and Gallant
 

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